“Sea Matryoshka (A whale eats a seal that eats a penguin that eats a fish that eats a calamari that eats a sea cucumber, and finally, there’s aplankton)” Nesting dolls created in Semenov, Russia for the Helsinki-based studio COMPANY.
i love when guys come in and order samwiches like “oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife” like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I’ve ever read - but I’ve read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella’s body, and that’s why the third priest’s penis is described in this way: from the narrator’s perspective it literally blots out the sky.
In Luigi’s Mansion, chests are programmed to be able to hold up to 255 different money objects, though the game never puts this many objects in any chest. The footage shows what a chest with a maximum amount of content would look like when opened.
